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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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