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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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