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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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