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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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