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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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