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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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