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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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