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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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