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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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