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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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