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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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