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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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A paradigm.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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