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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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