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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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