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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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