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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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