Pictures:

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

796

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

2956

Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

2610

What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

1405

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

854

What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

2321

What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

2607

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371

What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

3084

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

2856

How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

1077

What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

2225