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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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