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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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