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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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