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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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