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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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