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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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