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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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