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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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