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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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