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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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