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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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