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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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