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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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