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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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