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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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