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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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