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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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