Pictures:

What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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