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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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