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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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