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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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