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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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