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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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