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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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