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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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