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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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