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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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