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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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