Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

1205
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

2332
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

3238
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

145
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

682
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

290
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

3079
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

1840
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

861