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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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It escapes me.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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