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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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