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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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