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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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