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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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