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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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