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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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