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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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