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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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