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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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