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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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