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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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