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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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