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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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