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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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