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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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