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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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