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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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